28 September 2009

NOW THAT'S AWKWARD! HUGH JACKMAN, INTERUPTED

During a recent performance of Broadway's A Steady Rain, some dorks ringing cellphone interrupted Hugh Jackman, mid-sentence. The retard's cell rang on and on and on. Hugh & Daniel Craig asked the dork in the audience to either answer his phone and turn it off, yet he was so shit-faced stupid that he would not or could not kill the phone.
Shaky footage of Hugh Jackman's and Daniel Craig's angry, in-character demands for silence was captured by what appears to be the video-capable cell phone of another inconsiderate audience member.
Know what would've been cool? I once saw Ted Nugent perform in '82, there was a dumb-ass in the audience that insisted in badgering Ted Nugent frontman...and when he had had enough of that shithead's antics, Ted (what is his real name, anyways?) tossed his guitar to a roadie, picked up the mic-stand and pounded the asshole's face over and over and over. He then leaped offstage and beat the poop out of the bewildered dork. The crowd roared with approval as the bleeding audience member was dragged out of the arena. I miss those days!

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