THE FLYING DRAWBRIDGE OF THE NETHERLANDS

This monster is called the "Slauerhoffbrug," and it hails from Leeuwarden in the Netherlands...home of Death-Metal and SICK ass bridges! The road section is lifted on a single massive counterbalanced arm up to 90 degrees in the air.
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RENT-A-COPs: TOO LAZY TO CHASE A PUNK DOWN

So I'm at the neighborhood Target store tonight and I come across this RoboCop lookin' 'Assets Protection' motorized turd-limo. It's basically a Lark Motorized Scooter that's had a fist-full of steroids rammed up its tailpipe.
It's my observation that by nature, Rent-A-Cops are usually fat and lazy, but Christ on a Cracker, how f'in lazy you gotta be to hunt a shoplifter down on your scooter? Doesn't it waste hell'a more time to wobble over to your scooter before you engage in pursuit of said shoplifter?? Are shoplifters these days expected to sit around and wait patiently while your fat ass mounts his trusty 'Assets Protection' steed?
Hey big guy, you totally 'blend in' with the crowd on your scooter. I totally didn't see your incognito radness, lurking behind the clearance rack there!

THE FUZZ BUSTS 70-YEAR OLD GRAFFITI WRITER

At an age when most graffiti writers are either retired from vandalism or dead from huffing fumes, Dr. Kenneth C. Hopper is just hitting his stride. The 70-year-old opthalmologist was arrested in Warren County, about 60 miles north of Albany, for spraypainting “ROWLOW” on an overpass. Hopper claims he simply finds the word “intriguing,” but another doctor, Frank Rollo, believes Hopper has been targeting him with the graffiti for 15 years, following a longstanding personal dispute. Check out the local television news report and a mugshot of the geriatric vandal below.

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STUPID FIND OF THE DAY: USB HUMPING BUNNY

STUPID FIND OF THE DAY: Humping Bunny plugs into your laptops USB port. I'm assuming, based on the mechanism on Peter Rabbit's feet, that he humps the heck out of your workstation! Great for a quick (no pun intended) laugh.